What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 07:05
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Street Dog Who Fought to Survive by Eating Rocks and Dirt Has Us in Tears - PetHelpful
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Who is the most annoying character in the Office?
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?